Kick Me Hard

Wacky Tobacky
Don’t She Look Good
It Was A Accident
Mercy Mild
All Night Long
Things We Like To Do
This Old House
Barbara Carr
It Don’t Take But A Few Minutes
Katie Loves Bobby
What Can I Say
Throw Out The Life Line
Hot Biscuits And Sweet Marie
I Want To Show You
Electric Train
Don’t You Know
Chores
Tenderly
Welcome To Orlando
North To Alaska
Spinning Wheel


Wacky Tobacky (Adams/Spring)

Wacky tobacky
It made me feel so good
Wacky tobacky
Just like you said it would

Everybody doin’ it
Smokin’ and a-chewin’ it
They shippin’ and a-buzzin’ it
And Congress is discussin’ it

Oh, listen to me
I wouldn’t tell you no lie

Some folks are buyin’ it
And then they’re denyin’ it
A scientist is testin’
But you might get arrested

Cheese and crackers
I wouldn’t tell you no lie

Hey, wacky tobacky
Came from way down south
Wacky tobacky
Inhaled it with my mouth

Hey, wacky tobacky
Made me feel so weird
Wacky tobacky
I went and shaved my beard

The old people tryin’ it
While the young ones gettin’ high on it
It’s weighted and it’s graded
But then it’s confiscated

It’s crackers to slip a rozzer
Oh, the dropsy in snide

Boys, wacky tobacky
I know just what to do
Wacky tobacky
I hide some in my shoe

Wacky tobacky
I said wacky tobacky

Cha cha cha


Don’t She Look Good (Spampinato)

Well, now don’t she look good when her hips start to shake
You know you’re in the right place, there ain’t no mistake
And don’t she look fine when she gives you the sign
For you to come on over and have yourself a good time

You know you can bet when it gets close to 3
That you’ll want to take her home and have yourself a proper party
And she can tell you with a smile, it’ll just be a while
You know she’s all growed up, this ain’t no young child

Now she knows what’s on your mind
There ain’t no use denyin’
What you wants her natural love
How can she blame you for tryin’

Well, now she knows what’s on your mind
There ain’t no use denyin’
What you wants her natural love
How can she blame you for tryin’

Well, when she’s standin’ in that line you can spot her every time, that’s for sure
Ain’t it mighty fine when she says she’s all mine and not yours


It Was A Accident (Anderson)

What I did, I did not mean
It was a accident
What I did, I could not dream
It was a accident
I took her to the drive-in for a little joy
And now she may be havin’ a little baby boy
It was a accident
Aw baby, it was a accident
I didn’t mean it

Later on, I took her to my home
It was a accident
Removed the cot and then I started to roam
It was a accident
All of a sudden, we went down on the floor
I fished on over and flipped the lock on the door
It was a accident
Aw baby, it was a accident
I didn’t mean it

I sent her to the doctor to take a test
It was a accident
Her father’s comin’ over here to solve this whole mess
It was a accident
They want us to marry, but I think I will run
‘Cause workin’ 8 to 5 just ain’t my idea of fun
It was a accident (it was a accident)
Aw baby, it was a accident
I didn’t mean it

(It was a accident)
(He didn’t mean it)

She come back from the doctor with a smile on her face
There ain’t no accident
I no longer need to hang my head in disgrace
There ain’t no accident
We celebrated and we talked until 4
A half an hour later she was beggin’ for more
Oh no, it was a accident (it was a accident)
Aw baby, it was a accident
I didn’t mean it, baby
It was a accident
Aw baby, it was a accident
Aw baby, it was a accident
I didn’t mean it
Baby, I didn’t mean it


Mercy Mild (Adams)

Instrumental


All Night Long (Adams)

Wooo !

Aww let’s rock a bit a
Feels so good

Let’s keep doin’ it baby (ahhhhhhh)
All night long

Let’s not rush this thing

Gonna love you baby (ahhhhhhh)
All night long
Bonzai !

Uuunnnnnhhh
Ahh !

Ah knock it off baby
Say it I no more
Ahh!

Hey, hey hey hey hey
Yeah
Aw you drive me wild
Uh go crazy
Aw let’s keep on doin’ this thing, baby (ahhhhhhh)
Uh all night long
Uh all night long
Unh I cain’t calm down
Ohhhhh
Do not disturb
(ahhhhhhh)

Ahhhhhhhll night !
Uh ahhhhhll night long !
Uh ahhhhhll night long !
Uh everybody get high
Wooooooooo
(Ahhhhhhh)


Things We Like To Do (Bagdasarian)

I like to play baseball
I like to go swimmin’
We like to watch movies
With pretty women
We like to eat pizza
Play ping-pong too
But we don’t like to paint the house
Scrub the floor
Do you?
We like to have lots of fun
And sing these songs for you

We like to play records
And ride in a limo
We like to go bowlin’
With fine young women
We like to watch "CHiPs"
With Poncherello
But we don’t like to mow the lawn
Rake the leaves
Do you?
We like to have lots of fun
And sing these songs for you

We like to turn on
Right out of this world
We like short dresses
When they’re on girls
We like to skip school
Break all the rules
But we don’t like to study much
Arithmetic
Makes us sick
We like to have lots of fun
And sing these songs for you


This Old House (Hamblen)

This old house once knew its children
This old house once knew its wife
This old house was home and comfort
As they fought the storms of life

This old house once rang with laughter
This old house heard many shouts
Now it trembles in the darkness
When the lightning walks about

Ain’t gonna need this house no longer
Ain’t gonna need this house no more
Ain’t a-got time to fix the shingles
Ain’t a-got time to fix the floor
Ain’t a-got time to oil the hinges
Nor to mend the window pane
Ain’t a-gonna need this house no longer
She’s a-gettin’ ready to meet the saints

This old house is gettin’ shaky
This old house is a-gettin’ old
This old house let’s in the rain
This old house let’s in the cold

Oh his knees are gettin’ chilly
But he feels no fear or pain
‘Cause he sees an angel peepin’
Through this broken window pane

Ain’t gonna need this house no longer
Ain’t gonna need this house no more
Ain’t a-got time to fix the shingles
Ain’t a-got time to fix the floor
Ain’t a-got time to oil the hinges
Nor to mend the window pane
Ain’t gonna need this house no longer
She’s a-gettin’ ready to meet the saints
Owwwwww !

This old house is afraid of thunder
This old house is afraid of storms
This old house just groans and trembles
When the night wind flings its arms

This old house is gettin’ feeble
This old house is needin’ paint
Just like her she’s tuckered out
She’s a-gettin’ ready to meet the saints

Ain’t gonna need this house no longer
Ain’t gonna need this house no more
Ain’t a-got time to fix the shingles
Ain’t a-got time to fix the floor
Ain’t a-got time to oil the hinges
Nor to mend the window pane
Ain’t a-gonna need this house no longer
She’s a-gettin’ ready to meet the saints


Barbara Carr (Adams)

Your last name was Carr
I wonder where you are
Your middle name was Ann
I’ll find you if I can
Barbara
I’m gonna find ya
Barbara
Does this remind ya

Your brother’s name was David
I always wanted to save ya
Your father’s name was R.L.
Its meaning he never would tell
Barbara
I’m gonna find ya
Barbara
Does this remind ya

You had a little sister
Her name I can’t remember
Your family moved all the time
Once I mailed you a dime
Your brother’s name was David
I always wanted to save ya
We went to see the Golden Gloves
You sat by the bulletin board
Barbara
I’m gonna find ya
Barbara
Does this remind ya

Ohhhh Barbara
Barbara !


It Don’t Take But A Few Minutes (Berry)

When I see those big brown eyes
That’s when I take my cue
Well, it don’t take but a few minutes
To get a message through
Well, I talked to you and you talked to me
And we talked to one another
Well, it don’t take but a few minutes
To understand each other

If I was twenty-three years old
And you were twenty-two
I bet no one would try to run our lives
The way they do
Take a chance and try romance
If we’re true to one another
‘Cause it don’t take but a few minutes
When we want each other

If I was in San Diego
And you were in Portland, Maine
I’d fly to you lock, stock and bone
In hail and pouring rain
Over the mountain, through the valley
Comin’ home to each other
Well, it don’t take but a few minutes
To get to one another

When I saw those big brown eyes
That’s when I took my cue
Well, it don’t take but a few minutes
To get a message through
Well, I talked to her and she talked to me
And we talked with one another
Well, it don’t take but a few minutes
To understand each other


Katie Loves Bobby (Adams)

Mommy bought me a brand new shirt
I tied it to the big balloon
And do oz when they found out
They locked me in my room

Oh Bobby they say you’re sick
And nearly lost your mind
I don’t care what the people might say
I think you’re really fine

My grandma said to your grandma
Won’t they check this child
Your grandma said to my grandma
Ain’t no need to get riled

Oh Bobby you’re so nice
And you’re still in your prime
When they see you on TV
You really blow their minds

I got me a secret spot
And I go there still
Put my britches in an old tin can
Roll them down the hill


What Can I Say (Spampinato)

When we’re alone here
Just me and you
Why can’t you tell me
You love me too

And when I hold you
You turn away
I just don’t know you
What can I say

I don’t know why
You run and hide
I don’t know what
You feel inside

I’ve tried to tell you
In every way
I just don’t know you
What can I say

I ask myself dear
Each and every day
Is this what love is
What can I say

I don’t know why
You run and hide
I don’t know what
You feel inside

I’ve tried to tell you
In every way
I just don’t know you
What can I say


Throw Out The Life Line (Adams)

I know you think he’s just a fool
He’s nearly broken every rule
He don’t deny it isn’t so
He don’t know

He sits alone inside his room
Just reading books to pull him through
I know he’s banking just a few
And it’s true
And it’s true

Throw out the life line
Babe won’t you be kind
Pull that man into that boat
Oh-oh-oh

He don’t pay lee bucks ‘til he pays
Maybe a love could come his way
But you just go from place to place
Putting powder
On your face

Throw out the life line
Send out a good sign
Do what you can to save that boy
Oh-oh-oh

Throw out the life line
Babe won’t you be kind
Don’t be afraid to be yourself
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh


Hot Biscuits And Sweet Marie (Chase)

Awwwww
Hot biscuits and sweet Marie
Caught between the devil and the deep blue sea
Oh what a choice to be made by me between
Hot biscuits and sweet Marie

Mama, Mama, tell me
What am I gonna do?
I’ve got a choice to make between
Sweet Marie and you

I love my sweet Maria
Oh how she can kiss
But if I leave you, Mama
These hot biscuits I will miss

Ohhhhhh
Hot biscuits and sweet Marie
Caught between the devil and the deep blue sea
Oh what a choice to be made by me between
Hot biscuits and sweet Marie

Mama, Mama, tell me
What am I gonna say?
My sweet Marie is waiting
To take my heart away

But every time I’m ready
To meet my sweet Marie
That is the time you chose to ring
The biscuit bell for me

Ohhh
Let me go, Mama
I’m comin’ sweet Marie
But baby I’m not leavin’
Without Mama’s recipe

For
Hot biscuits and sweet Marie
Caught between the devil and the deep blue sea
Oh what a choice to be made by me between
Hot biscuits and sweet Marie

Mama, Mama, promise
You’re gonna visit me real soon
But Mama you must make it
After the honeymoon

Yes, Mama, I’ve decided
I hope you won’t feel bad
But yours will always be the best
Hot biscuits ever had

Ohhhhhh
Hot biscuits and sweet Marie
Caught between the devil and the deep blue sea
Oh what a choice to be made by me between
Hot biscuits and sweet Marie
Hot biscuits and sweet Marie
Hot biscuits and sweet Marie


I Want To Show You (Adams)

I want to tell you
I want to tell you
I want to tell you things that might seem strange
I want to tell you

I want to show you
I want to show you
I want to show you somethin’ you can get for nothin’
I want to show you

I want to show you

I got a feelin’
I got a feelin’
I got a feelin’ just won’t stop
And I think it’s gonna drive me wild
Woooo !

Ah come here and check this out

Oh I want to tell you
I want to tell you
I want to tell you things that might seem strange
I want to tell you

I want to show you
I want to show you
I want to show you somethin’ you can get for nothin’
I want to show you

I want to show you

I got a feelin’
I got a feelin’
I got a feelin’ just won’t stop
And I think it’s gonna drive me wild

I got a feelin’ just won’t stop
And I think it’s gonna drive me wild


Electric Train (Adams)

(Hoo-hooooooo)
Rollin’ down the track
(Hoo-hooooooo)
You know he’s comin’ back
(Hoo-hooooooo)

(Hoo-hooooooo)
Such a purty smell
(Hoo-hooooooo)
Time to ring your bell

(Hoo-hooooooo)

(Hoo-hooooooo)

(Hoo-hooooooo)


Don’t You Know (Adams)

Don’t you know that I
Love ya
I’m always thinkin’ of ya
Can’t you tell that I
Need ya
I’m never ever ever gonna leave you no

When I first kissed ya, I knew you were my kind
Oh yeah
When I first met ya, I couldn’t get you off my mind
Oh yeah, baby
Well come on pretty baby, everything’s gonna be all right

Can’t you tell that I
Love ya
I place no one above ya
Everyday, well I
Need ya
I’m never ever ever gonna leave you no, no, no

Well when I first held ya, I squeezed ya with all of my might
Oh-oh yeah, baby
When I first held ya, I squeezed ya with all of my might
Oh yeah
Well come on pretty baby, everything is gonna be all right

Oooooo I says, ooooo-weeee
Can’t you tell that I
Love ya
And I’m always thinkin’ of ya
Everyday, well I
Need ya
I’m never ever ever gonna leave you no, no
I
Love ya
And I place no one above ya
Can’t you tell that I
Need ya
And I’m never ever ever gonna leave you no, no, no


Chores (Spampinato)

Get outta bed now
Go slop the pigs now
Mop up the floor
Pump up the water
And do what you oughter

Go bale the hay now
Go build a fence now
Go get the shovel
Leave on the double
And stay outta trouble

Oh brother
I’m down on my knees
Oh sister
Can I do what I please?

Go plow the dirt now
Tuck in your shirt now
Go chop the wood
Do like you should
If you know what’s good

Oh Mama
I’m flat on my back
Oh Papa
I can’t get any older livin’ like that

Go plow the dirt now
Go build a fence now
Go get a shovel
Leave on the double
Stay outta trouble

Oh Mama
I’m flat on my back
Oh Papa
I can’t get any older livin’ like that

Well go plow the dirt now
Tuck in your shirt now
Go chop the wood
Do like you should
If you know what’s good


Tenderly (Gross/Lawrence)

Is there a Phil around?

Effervescence, effervescence


Welcome To Orlando (NRBQ & The Whole Wheat Horns)

Ohhhhh

Welcome to Orlando

I hope you have a nice stay here

I sure do like your all’s...sound


North To Alaska (Phillips)

Terry: Joey says it’s time for the box
You know what that means, don’t you?
(Yayyyyyyyy)
That’s exactly what it means
All right, Tom
Tom: The first song we’re gonna do from the box tonight, by your request...
"North To Alaska"
Terry: We’re gonna turn this vocal over to our trombonist, Donn Adams
Spotlight on Donn, y’all

North to Alaska
We’re goin’ north the rush is on

Sam turned to Jim
And he had sump’n in his hand
He said, "Hey, hey, Jim -
Whatcha think I got in my hand?"
Well Jim looked at him
And said, "I don’t know whatcha got"
Then Jim said to Sam,
"Check it out, it’s mighty hot"

North to Alaska
We’re goin’ north, the rush is on
North to Alaska
We’re goin’ north, the rush is on

We’re goin’ north to Alaska
We’re goin’ north, the rush is on
North to Alaska
We’re goin’ north, the rush is on

Oh but ya, know ya, musta


Spinning Wheel (Clayton-Thomas)

Joey: Here it is...we’re gonna play whatever is on this piece of paper
"Spinning Wheel"
Al: That’s great, that’s great...thank you
We said we’d play it no matter what

What goes up
Must go down
Spinning wheel
All over town

Come on baby
Rock with me
You and me’s about to
Take a leak yeah

Hey !
And when I die
And when I die, yeah
There’ll be one child born
In this world
To carry on
To carry on

Yeah I’m goin’ now
Here I go now
All right
Ye-ee-ahhhhhh

But what goes up

That’s it for the box