Program Them Computers
Don't Talk About My Music
Groovy Cafe
Baseball In Baltimore
Girl Scout Cookies
Whistle While You Work
Santa's Birthday
Still In School
Dig
I Can't Help Myself
Woman With A Shovel
My Blue Heaven
Advice For Teenagers
Just Creep
I Love Her She Loves Me
Pawpunch
Captain Lou
Havana Moon
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Program them computers
Process the data (baby)
Program them computers (hey)
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They been talkin' about my music
Now it's makin' me sick
Better get outta my way
Better move it quick
Don't talk about my music
Don't talk about my music
Don't talk about my music
Don't talk about my music
I don't mean to put you uptight
‘Bout somethin' else they write
Though if you, baby, rap my sound
‘Cause then you're puttin' me down
I said, don't talk about my music
Don't talk about my music
Don't talk about my music
Don't talk about my music
Hear that note
Well, that's how it's wrote
Just twist your head around, just to make it fit
If you can't say somethin' nice
Just sit there cold as ice
But don't talk, don't talk about it
You been talkin' about my music
Now it's makin' me sick
You better get outta my way
You better move it quick
Don't talk about my music
Don't talk about my music
Don't talk about my music
Don't talk about my music
To you it may sound strange
But no need to rearrange
Just don't talk, don't talk about it
Yeah, don't talk about my music
Don't talk about my music
Don't talk about my music
Don't talk about my music
Don't talk about, don't talk about it
Don't talk about my music
Don't talk about my music
Nice
Man, your menu good
Baked potato, now, baked potato
Soup, bring me that soup
Solid salad
Yeah
Baseball in Baltimore
My Orioles
It's the team I love
When they're scorin' a run
Can't you see I love
Baseball in Baltimore
My Orioles
We're spendin' the greatest days at Me-mo-rial
Baseball is the favorite game of the summertime
And baseball here in Baltimore is the best
Baseball in Baltimore
My Orioles
Just watch ‘em step up
You gotta step up
And root for the Baltimore Orioles
We're spendin' the greatest days at Me-mo-rial
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Hey, whistle while you work
Whistle while you work
And cheerfully together we can
Tidy up the place
Yeah
Hum a merry tune
Hmmmmmmm
It won't take long when there's a song to
Help you set the pace
And as you sweep the room
Imagine that the broom
Is someone that you love and soon you'll
Find you're dancin' to the tune
Whistle while you work
It won't take long when there's a song
So whistle while you
And as you sweep the room
Imagine that the broom
Is someone that you love and soon you'll
Find you're dancin' to the tune
Hey
Hey
Hey
It won't take long so
Whistle while you work
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They say she's just too young to think about it
Not old enough
To find out
But I'm in love
What can I do
When they all say it can't be true
Well, if they're not wrong I'll be so brokenhearted
Don't call me up
Leave me alone
'Cause if it ain't love
Well, it's somethin' new
But they all say it can't be true
‘Cause she's still in school
I know it's love
But you never can win
They never give in
I know it's love
But you never can win
They never give in
They say she's just too young
To think about it
Not old enough
To find out
But I'm in love
What can I do
When they all say I'm just a fool
‘Cause she's still in school
Yeah, she's still in school
Well, doom doom doom doom
Doom doom doom doom
Doom doom doom doom
Zoom zoom zoom zoom
Zoom zoom zoom zoom
Zoom zoom zoom zoom
Well, D-I-G means "look"
D-I-G means "stare"
D-I-G means "see"
D-I-G means "glare"
D-I-G means "to use your eyes"
So dig, dig, dig you crazy guys
D-I-G means "glance"
D-I-G means "peep"
D-I-G means "watch out"
D-I-G means "peek"
D-I-G means "to be alert"
So dig, dig, dig until it hurts
Dig, dig, digarooney
Dig, dig, digarooney
Dig, dig, digarooney
Dig, dig, dig, digarooney
Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig until it hurts
Blow your horn !
Yeah !
Oh !
Well, D-I-G means "gaze"
D-I-G means "ogle"
D-I-G means "observe"
D-I-G means "goggle"
D-I-G means "to look at that"
So dig, dig, dig you solid cats
Dig, dig, digarooney
Dig, dig, digarooney
Dig, dig, digarooney
Dig, dig, dig, digarooney
Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig you solid cats
Come on, blow hard now !
Ah, yeah!
You get it, Johnny !
Awwww !
Yep !
Awww, watch him !
Blow me one, Donn !
Yeah !
All right !
Take your time, boy !
Well, dig, dig, digarooney
Dig, dig, digarooney
Dig, dig, digarooney
Dig, dig, dig, digarooney
Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig those girlish chicks
Hey, dig, dig, digarooney
Dig, dig, digarooney
Dig, dig, digarooney
Dig, dig, dig, digarooney
Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig those girlish chicks
So dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig away
Yeah, Johnny Spampinato on the trumpet !
Ooo, sugarpie honeybunch
You know that I love you
I can't help myself
I want you and nobody else
In and out my life
You come and you go
Leavin' just your picture behind
And I kissed it a thousand times
When you snap your finger
Or wink your eye
I come running to you
I'm tied to your apron strings
And there's nothing that I can do
Oh, sugarpie honeybunch
I can't help myself
And nobody else
Oh, sugarpie honeybunch
I'm weaker than a man should be
I just can't help myself
I'm a fool in love you see
Wanna tell you I don't love you
Tell you that we're through
And I've tried
But everytime I see your face
I get all choked up inside
When you call my name
It starts the flame
Burning in my heart
You're tearin' it all apart
No matter how I try
My love I can't hide
Sugarpie honeybunch
I'd do anything you ask me to
I can't help myself
I want you and nobody else
Ooo, sugarpie honeybunch
You know that I love you
I can't help myself
Oh, I'm in love with you
Ooo, sugarpie honeybunch
You know that I love you
I can't help myself
Sugarpie
Sugarpie
Sugarpie
I can't help myself
Sugarpie
Sugarpie
Sugarpie
Stacy: "I kick it off."
Terry: "You go ahead."
Stacy: "Now see here, baby. You're not workin' with a woman with a shovel all day."
I worked in construction for twenty-one years
But this mornin' somethin' happened that would perk up your ears
I got to work at eight-thirty, but by a quarter ‘til three
There was a woman with a shovel workin' right there by me
She was a bit of perfection in her blue dungarees
She was willing to work faster or whatever I pleased
I was told to work with her and that's just what I did
She was part of the movement of the new women's lib
I told my wife in the evening and I told her the truth
It didn't do any good ‘cause she still raised the roof
She said to quit in the mornin' and collect all your pay
You're not workin' with a woman with a shovel all day
Stacy: "I don't care what you say, you're not workin' with a woman with a shovel all day."
I told my boss in the mornin' of what she had said
And soon I had my paycheck with a note that I read
It's a shame you can't work here and you can't keep the pace
We got women with shovels that will gladly take your place
I told my wife in the mornin' and I told her the truth
It didn't do any good ‘cause she still raised the roof
She said to quit in the mornin' and collect all your pay
You're not workin' with a woman with a shovel all day
Stacy: "You can say that again, Jack."
When whippoorwills call
Baby at all
And I'll be happy in my blue heaven
Turn to the left
And I turn to the right
I'll be happy tonight in my blue heaven
Ah, she hit me with a rollin' pin
Skillet too
My eyes were red, her eyes were blue
That was too
Molly and me
And baby makes three
How happy in my blue heaven
Ah, she hit me with a rollin' pin
A skillet too
Her face was red, her eyes were blue
And her face was too
Just Molly and me
Little baby make three
How happy in my blue heaven
Just Molly and me
Little baby make three
We're all happy in my blue heaven
Oh, we're all happy in my blue heaven
We're all happy in my, my blue heaven
You gotta do what you want to do
And you'll think what you want to think
You can't hang around thinkin' ‘bout ways
To please them, oh no
I know when you're startin' out
They're gonna stop you and then without a doubt
They turn you around
If they feel that you're not the same
If they see that you have got the flame
They'll put it out
They don't want to see something new
They say no, no, no
Then they can't explain it to you
It's just so, so, so
Do what you want to do
You can't please them
No matter what you try and do
And be who you want to be
Don't bang around your head all day
You're never gonna please ‘em
Now it seems like only yesterday
One by one they took my heart away
And put me down
If they never knew that I knew right from wrong
Made me feel like I did not belong
In this town
They don't want to see something new
They say no, no, no
Then they can't explain it to you
It's just so, so, so
Do what you want to do
You can't please them
No matter what you try and do
And be who you want to be
Don't bang around your head all day
You're never gonna please ‘em
Do what you want to do
You can't please them
No matter what you try and do
And think how you want to think
Don't bang around your head all day
You're never gonna please ‘em
And you gotta do what you want to do
And you'll say what you want to say
You can't hang around thinkin' ‘bout ways
To please them, oh no
I want you to think what you want to think
And you'll go where you want to go
You can't hang around thinkin' ‘bout ways
To please them, oh no
Oh no, um-um
Um um um
Just creep
Down the street
Don't beep beep
Just creep
You got to sneak
Down the street
Well, I repeat
Just creep
?
Is just makin' noise
?
?
Just creep
Down the street
Don't beep beep
Just creep
Just creep
Down the street
Don't beep beep
Just creep
You got to sneak
Down the street
Well, I repeat
Just creep
?
Is just makin' noise
?
?
Just creep
Down the street
Don't beep beep
Just creep
Just creep
Down the street
Don't beep beep
Just creep
Just creep
Just creep
Well, I love her
And she loves me
And I won't leave her
She won't leave me
It may seem funny
That she's always on my mind
That in every dream
She'll always be there
But, I need her
And she needs me
We cling to each other
Like a monkey to a tree
And I'm so sure about it
It's all so plain to see
That she's just the
Only girl for me
It may seem funny
That she's always on my mind
That in every dream
She'll always be there
Well, I love her
She loves me
And I won't leave her
And she won't leave me
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Well, some say the man's not wrapped too tight
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou)
But when he's on the scene, everything's all right
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)
With the man of a thousand faces
I know we'd be goin' places (hey!)
I'm gonna stick with the guiding light
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)
Now, Lou don't worry ‘cause it's figured in
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou)
And he's got sharp teeth like Rin Tin Tin
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)
With the man of a thousand faces
I know we'd be goin' places (hey!)
We'll stick with the light through thick and thin
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)
Captain Lou:
Some say the man's not wrapped too tight
Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou
But when he's on the scene, everything's all right
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
With the man of a thousand faces, oh
Who knows we'd be goin' places, hey!
Some say the man's not wrapped too tight
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
With the man of a thousand faces
I know we'll be goin' places (hey!)
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
We always count on the Captain
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
Always honor the Captain
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
Cat Ballou, Cat Ballou Albano
Cat Ballou, Cat Ballou, Cat Ballou
Captain:
"When you're talkin' ‘bout greatness, when you're talkin' about legends,
when you're talkin' about the music field, entertainment field, baby -
NRBQ, Tommy, Johnny, Joey - God bless ya, man - you're great ! Whoa, let's hear it !"
Havana moon (Havana moon)
Havana moon (Havana moon)
Me go de boat, me drinka de rum
Me want to float, I feel like a bum
I go to town, I look for de girl
She said to me, "Take a little twirl"
Havana moon (oh, Havana moon)
Wha' happen you?
Me run downtown, me see the rum
I look outside and she's running run
I chase her fast and she run away
What else could I do, what could I say
Havana moon (Havana moon)
Havana moon
Havana moon
Me load banana, I get a nasty bite
I look around, it's de spider of de night
I say to my girl, "Let'sa go to de bed"
She look at me, she said, "What you said?"
Havana moon (Havana moon)
It's Havana moon (Havana moon)
Elaborate your story, man
I run daily twice, I voted never to goo go back
Banana's everywhere, banana's on me back
I running to the store, I cannot help meself
He said, "What can I do for you?"
But I say I need her
Havana moon (oh, Havana moon)
I, I ask de man, "Where de basket?"
He said to me, "Don'tcha dare ever ask it"
You load dem up and you work like a slave
You come around and act naïve
Havana moon (I say, Havana moon)
I don't like de rum (no)
I don't like de chicks (no, no)
I don't like banana, I don't like de tips
I don't like de island (no), I don't like de sun
I don't wanna be here no more
I havin' no fun (we gotta go)
Havana moon (it's de Havana moon)
Havana (Havana moon)
Havana (we got to go out dere)
(Don't want to stay)
What I, I get on a ship, I head outta town
I get on a boat, Cuba-bound
And when I get dere, Fidel he is mean
I got to go, I no digga de scene
I come around and I swim to Key West
I want to go there and you know why I guess
They don't want me dere, so I go to Canada
There there's no banana there
Canada
Havana moon
(yeah, Canada is de Havana moon)
Havana moon, baby (Havana moon)
Me wait for de Havana sunshine and we go
Me go de way down me havea no passport
But I'm goin' to go now
We must go away now
Havana moon !
Never wear dat hat again!