Uncommon Denominators

Me And The Boys
Still In School
People
Want You To Feel Good Too
Only You
Feel You Around Me
Howard Johnson’s Got His Ho-Jo Workin’
Wacky Tobacky
Miss Moses
Captain Lou
Trouble At The Henhouse
Don’t She Look Good
Doctor’s Wind
I Don’t Think Of...
RC Cola And A Moon Pie
Beverly
It Was A Accident
Ridin’ In My Car
Definition Of Love
Deaf, Dumb And Blind
Big Goodbyes


Me And The Boys (Adams)

Just a buncha guys gettin' in the car
No matter who's drivin' or for how far
Feels so good, feels so alive
No backseat drivers tell us how to drive

Me and the boys
Just me and the boys
Me and the boys

Me and my buddies just like to go
We're havin' fun, everybody know
We don't fuss and we never gripe
We just groove takin' in the sights

Me and the boys
Just me and the boys
Me and the boys

Don't raise questions 'bout how it's done
We're just messin' 'round havin' fun
The car gears shiftin' well up and down
Muffler's a little loud but we love that sound

Me and the boys
Just me and the boys
Me and the boys
It ain't like us to hang around this town
The squares just bring us down
I've got to find me something new
I don't want to think about what they do now

Future's no problem, well, we don't care
'Cause wherever we're goin' we'll soon get there

Me and the boys
Just me and the boys
Me and the boys
Just me and the boys
Me and the boys
Just me and the boys
Me and the boys
Just me and the boys
Me and the boy


Still In School (Spampinato)

They say she's just too young to think about it
Not old enough to find out
But I'm in love
What can I do
When they all say it can't be true

If they're not wrong I'll be so brokenhearted
Don't call me up, leave me alone
'Cause if it ain't love
It's somethin' new
But they all say I'm just a fool
She's still in school

I know it's love
But you never can win
They never give in

I know it's love
But you never can win
They never give in

They say she's just too young to think about it
Not old enough to find out
But I'm in love
What can I do
When they all say I'm just a fool
She's still in school
She's still in school


People (Merrill/Styne)

People
People who need people
They’re the luckiest people in the world

One person
One very special person
And yet letting our feelings hide
Hide often deep inside
Acting more like children
Thennnnnnnnnn children, children

One person
One very special person
Says you are half, not your whole
Yes, you are half, you’re not your whole

No more hunger and thirst
But first be a person
Who needs people
People who need people
Are the luckiest people
In the world


Want You To Feel Good Too (Adams)

Well, come here baby
Come here girl
Let's us two take a trip around the world
Come on
Yeah, come on
I feel so good
And I want you to feel good too

Well, looky here honey
Looky here child
Me and you's about to go wild
Come on
Yeah, come on
I feel so good
And I want you to feel good too

Ahh, let's rock it!

Well, let me tell you girl
I don't want you worry 'bout that
Just tell me where your boyfriend's at
Come on
Yeah, come on
Well, I feel so good
And I want you to feel good too

Let's do it!
Ahh, Umm
Let's do it!
Um, um, I um, I um, I feel so good
I love it!
Mumum, I feel so good
And I want you to feel good too


Only You (Spampinato)

Only you
No one else anymore
Only you

‘Cause I know you
Will remember a song
Because you
Have never been pretending
Only you

Only you
Know we’ve taken so long
Only you

And only you
Can create a new song
Only you
My only inspiration
Only you

Well, I’ll always be as I am
And I’ll always give a helping hand
To who needs it
Well, I’ll always do what I can

Well, I’ll always be as I am
And I’ll always give a helping hand
To who needs it
Well, I’ll always do what I can

Only you
Look for good in us all
Only you

Because of you
Life is easier now
And to you
My love is never ending
Only you
Only you


Feel You Around Me (Anderson)

I work two jobs just to pay for your clothes
It's still the job of the man
I don't mind my workin' so hard
If you give me all the love I can stand

Everybody does something in life
I do what I'm required to do
I can take most anything
But I couldn't last a day without you
Ooh, when I feel you around me
Ooh, when I feel you around me

All my friends think that I'm a big fool
"You're not the man we used to know"
But I don't care what my friends all say
'Cause they just don't know what I know

No doubt about it
You can turn my world upside down
There's no way around it
I know the way I'm feelin' right now

In all my days of bein' in love
I can't tell you all I've been through
And I can take most anything
But I couldn't last a day without you
Um um, when I feel you around me
Ooh ooh, when I feel you around me

No doubt about it
You can turn my world upside down
No way around it
I know the way I'm feelin' right now

And I want to shout it
You can turn my world right side up
Now that I found it
Well, havin' you is more than enough

Everybody does something in life
I do what I'm required to do
I can take most anything
But I couldn't last a day without you
Ooh, when I feel you around me
Ooh, when I feel you around me
Ooh, when I feel you around me
Ooh, when I feel you around me


Howard Johnson’s Got His Ho-Jo Workin’ (Adams)

Whup !

Howard Johnson’s got his ho-jo workin’
Ho-jo workin’ on me
He’s got his hands in my pocket and his hot is cold
I’m so hungry and I’m on the road
I want a grilled cheese and a order of fries
Have to drink water or I won’t get by
I just want to see you on your own
How we ever gonna tell you

Howard Johnson’s got his ho-jo workin’
Ho-jo workin’ on me

Check my gas it’s on the empty line
Fillin’ up I go waste some time
Rest of my family’s got to get their fill
I can’t do it with a five-dollar bill
I just want to see you on your own
How we ever gonna tell you

Howard Johnson’s got his ho-jo workin’
Ho-jo workin’ on me

I just want to see you on your own
Not the boy who plays the tuba

Howard Johnson’s got his ho-jo workin’
Ho-jo workin’ on me
Howard Johnson’s got his ho-jo workin’
Ho-jo workin’ on me
Ho-jo workin’
Ho-jo workin’
Ho-jo workin’ out on me

Whoooo...


Wacky Tobacky (Adams/Spring)

Wacky tobacky
It made me feel so good
Wacky tobacky
Just like you said it would

Everybody doin’ it
Smokin’ and a-chewin’ it
They shippin’ and a-buzzin’ it
And Congress is discussin’ it

Oh, listen to me
I wouldn’t tell you no lie

Some folks are buyin’ it
And then they’re denyin’ it
A scientist is testin’
But you might get arrested

Cheese and crackers
I wouldn’t tell you no lie

Hey, wacky tobacky
Came from way down south
Wacky tobacky
Inhaled it with my mouth

Hey, wacky tobacky
Made me feel so weird
Wacky tobacky
I went and shaved my beard

The old people tryin’ it
While the young ones gettin’ high on it
It’s weighted and it’s graded
But then it’s confiscated

It’s crackers to slip a rozzer
Oh, the dropsy in snide

Boys, wacky tobacky
I know just what to do
Wacky tobacky
I hide some in my shoe

Wacky tobacky
I said wacky tobacky

Cha cha cha


Miss Moses (Adams)

Oo-oo-wee-yeah
Miss Moses
When I touched you
When I touched you

Oo-oo-wee
Miss Moses
When I kiss you
When I miss you

Oo-oo-wee
Mr. Adams
When I touch you
When I touch you
Um-mm-mm


Captain Lou (Anderson/Adams)

Some say the man’s not wrapped too tight
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou)
But when he’s on the scene, everything’s all right
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)
With the man of a thousand faces
I know we’d be goin’ places (hey!)
I’m gonna stick with the guiding light
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)

Lou don’t worry ‘cause it’s figured in
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou)
And he’s got sharp teeth like Rin Tin Tin
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)
With the man of a thousand faces
I know we’d be goin’ places (hey!)
We’ll stick with the light through thick and thin
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)

Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
Hey!
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

Oww, with the man of a thousand faces
I know we’re really goin’ places (hey!)
Let’s all stick with the guiding light
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)

They’re talkin’ about me!
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)
Captain Lou Albano!
Maker of champions, baby!
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)
Twelve tag-team champions!
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)
I take them, I mold them!
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)
Ah look it’s charisma! It’s pandemonium!
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)
It’s psychedelic pandemonium!
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)
Ah heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)
I am the guiding light! Heh heh
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)
I’m where it’s at! Ah yeah, Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)
Eighty percent!
Sixty percent of the net!
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)
Eight percent of the gross!
Forty-five percent of the beat!
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)
Seventy-two percent of the weight!
Eighty-three percent of the gross!
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)
Eighty-seven percent of the net!
Sixty percent of the weight!
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)
Forty-three percent of the gross!
Seventy-two percent! Twenty-two percent!
(Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano)
Seventy-three percent!
Ninety-three percent!
Twelve percent! Eight percent!
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
12, 9, 8, 2, 4, 5, 6, 3
Sound off!


Trouble At The Henhouse (Spampinato)

Instrumental


Don’t She Look Good (Spampinato)

Well, now don’t she look good when her hips start to shake
You know you’re in the right place, there ain’t no mistake
And don’t she look fine when she gives you the sign
For you to come on over and have yourself a good time

You know you can bet when it gets close to three
That you’ll want to take her home and have yourself a proper party
And she can tell you with a smile it’ll just be a while
You know she’s all growed up, this ain’t no young child

Now, she knows what’s on your mind
There ain’t no use denyin’
What you wants her natural love
How can she blame you for tryin’

Well, now she knows what’s on your mind
There ain’t no use denyin’
What you wants her natural love
How can she blame you for tryin’

Well, when she’s standin’ in that line you can spot her every time, that’s for sure
Ain’t it mighty fine when she says she’s all mine and not yours


Doctor’s Wind (Spampinato)

Ooohhh
Ooh--ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooohhh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooohhh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooohhh
Ooh--ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooohhh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooohhh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooohhh
Ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooohhh
Ooh--ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooohhh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooohhh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh


I Don’t Think Of... (Spampinato)

I don’t think of
The things I could be missin’
‘Cause all I think I’ll ever want’s been given

Could this be love?
I feel like I’m in heaven
And all I do is thank the Lord I’m livin’

Ahh, la la la la la la-a la
Ahh, ah ah ah ahh ah ah

Ahh, la la la la la la-a la
Ahh, ah ah ah ahh ah ah

I don’t know why
You think you should be leavin’
When everything we do could be so pleasin’

As time goes by
Surely find there’s reason
For everyone to love and I ain’t teasin’

Ahh, la la la la la la-a la
Ahh, ah ah ah ahh ah ah
Ahh, la la la la la la-a la
Ahh, ah ah ah ahh ah ah


RC Cola And A Moon Pie (Adams)

I don’t want no cornbread
And I can do without peas and rice
And I don’t want no carrot
Not on a real life pizza slice
Everything’s gonna be all right
With a RC Cola and a Moon Pie

I don’t want no chili
And I can do without beans and spice
And I don’t want no spare ribs
And no pig’s meat in disguise
But everything’s gonna be all right
With a RC Cola and a Moon Pie
It’s all right
Don’t you know it’s all right
’S all right

Sometimes I eat grilled cheese
Sometimes I eat fries
Sometimes I drink water
But then I have to think twice
Whoooop
Yeah

I don’t want no taters
With no gravy on the top
And I don’t want no salad
Or none of that other stuff
But there’s the one thing I want in my life
And you know it
It’s a RC Cola and a Moon Pie
It’s all right
Don’t you know it’s all right
’S all right

Yeah, it’s all right
Don’t you know it’s all right
’S all right
With a RC Cola and a Moon Pie


Beverly (Spampinato)

No one will ever be
Half as much as you've been to me, love
In all things I say and do
Thoughts of love seem to linger on you

Beverly
Anyone can see
I love you now
And forever more
Very sure
Now my heart is open

Beverly
How I long to be
The only one
To say these words to you
Oh my love
You made all my dreams come true


It Was A Accident (Anderson)

What I did, I did not mean
It was a accident
What I did, I could not dream
It was a accident
I took her to the drive-in for a little joy
And now she may be havin’ a little baby boy
It was a accident
Aw baby, it was a accident
I didn’t mean it

Later on, I took her to my home
It was a accident
Removed the cot and then I started to roam
It was a accident
All of a sudden, we went down on the floor
I fished on over and flipped the lock on the door
It was a accident
Aw baby, it was a accident
I didn’t mean it

I sent her to the doctor to take a test
It was a accident
Her father’s comin’ over here to solve this whole mess
It was a accident
They want us to marry, but I think I will run
‘Cause workin’ 8 to 5 just ain’t my idea of fun
It was a accident (it was a accident)
Aw baby, it was a accident
I didn’t mean it

(It was a accident)
(He didn’t mean it)

She come back from the doctor with a smile on her face
There ain’t no accident
I no longer need to hang my head in disgrace
There ain’t no accident
We celebrated and we talked until four
A half an hour later she was beggin’ for more
Oh no, it was a accident (it was a accident)
Aw baby, it was a accident
I didn’t mean it, baby
It was a accident
Aw baby, it was a accident
Aw baby, it was a accident
I didn’t mean it
Baby, I didn’t mean it


Ridin’ In My Car (Anderson)

Remember last summer when we had the chance
To find each other, start makin' romance
But it didn't come off 'cause you found another
Without one hand of a clock, what good is the other
And I can't find no true love, oh baby, it's so hard
And I still think about you every time I'm ridin' in my car

Well I went to the place where everybody hangs out
To see what everybody was talkin' about
And over in a corner all alone with you
Was a boy from last summer singin' songs to you
And he can't sing like I can sing, oh it's so hard
And I still think about you every time I'm ridin' in my car

Oh, and when I'm home alone
I can think of other things to do
But when I'm rollin' in forward motion
I think about only you

It's been a year and a day since I talked to you
I don't know how I made it, but I sure have been blue
And every time I think about what might have been
I jump in my car and start ridin' again
And I can't find no true love, oh baby, it's so hard
And I still think about you every time I'm ridin' in my car

And I can't find no true love, oh baby, it's so hard
And I still think about you every time I'm ridin' in my car
And I still think about you every time I'm ridin' in my car

Ridin' in my car
I still think about you when I'm ridin' in my car
Can't forget you when I'm ridin' in my car


Definition Of Love (Adams)

Got out my dictionary
Turned it to the "L"'s
I was just checkin'
On how this word was spelled

Came across that four-letter word
L-O-V-E
And now I'm wonderin'
Exactly what it means

Oh, won't you tell me
The definition of love

Noun: A deep and tender
Feeling of affection
Or the object of such liking

Just sat there thinkin' about it
Tryin' to find out
Just what this cotton-pickin' word
Is all about

Oh, can you tell me
The definition of love

Verb (intransitive): "I'm in love."
Verb (transitive): "I love you."

Could it be for the love of money or
The love of Pete
That word I wanted in my
Vocabulary

Oh, won't you tell me
The definition of love

Noun: Your sweetheart.
"Oh my love."
Tennis: A score of zero.

I ain't no expert yet, but
This much I know
That when you give it away
You wind up havin' more

Oh, won't you tell me
The definition of love
Please tell me
The definition of love


Deaf, Dumb And Blind (Spampinato)

We could give it all we got
But it doesn’t seem to matter
We could scream at the top of our lungs
We could stand on our heads

Everybody’s got to get up off their seats
And I don’t mean to be unkind
And everybody’s got to learn to feel the beat
Are you deaf, dumb and blind?
Don’t you know

People say they want to see
But they never seem to notice
Then they say that they want to be free
Can’t they see that they’re not?

Everybody’s got to get up off their seats
Well I don’t mean to be unkind
Everybody’s got to learn to feel the beat
Are they deaf, dumb and blind?
Don’t you know

Well, get yourself a hearin’ aid
You better let the beat ground too, now
Oh yeah

And you can read a million books
But you’re never gonna find it
You can study for a Ph.D.
But can’t you see it’s just a D.D.B.

Now everybody’s got to get up off their seats
Now I don’t mean to be unkind
Everybody’s got to learn to feel the beat
Are you deaf, dumb and blind?
Don’t you know


Big Goodbyes (Adams)

I ain’t no fool you know that’s true
You know I don’t want to hurt you
I just don’t know what I’m supposed to do

Sometimes I think I’m goin’ crazy
When I just divide you by three
I ain’t no good when there’s no me

Come over here and let me hold you
I can’t deny I still love you

Sometimes my love just goes in circles
And if you’re nice I’ll be nice too
I just ain’t sure what I’m supposed to do

Come over here I want to hold you
I just can’t say I don’t love you

Big goodbyes, you know, don’t come that easy
But mum wordin’ ‘round just ain’t no style
A new hello’s ‘bout to drive me wild
A new hello’s ‘bout to drive me wild, babe